I had to pee!

My mother sleepwalks. I don't know why but it scares me. It's a very terrifying thing to walk out of your bedroom at night to see a woman walking around but not replying to you when you ask her what the actual fuck she's doing.

Due to my studies being finished for the year I have become like a member of Kiss - rocking and rolling all night and partying every day. And by that I mean I browse reddit all night and sleep every day. There are times during my reddit browsing when I walk out of my bedroom for some awesome reason to be confronted by my mother standing in the middle of the living room. I just take her back to her room, threaten her with death if she does it again and continue about my nightly duties.

So this particular night was no different. Reddit etc. and then I said to myself "I really need to pee!" and so I walked out of my bedroom. I saw my mother standing there and assured the half awake half asleep sleep walker that I would be back to take her back to her bed after I've peed. I sat down (I'm a chick and sometimes we pee sitting down, but that's a story for another day) and mid-pee I realised something.

My mother is out of town tonight.

Credits to: bjeanjade